Various reasons. For one, it’s terribly inconvenient with the taxes and my work in the Up. And as lovely as it is, I’ve been living in the Down for almost a year and I think I deserve to move up in the world.

That being said, I could think of no one else with as much appreciation for it as you. And I would value your input on some floor plans I’ve procured.

Would you be interested in visiting me? I will escort you safely- you have my word.